2 definitions by Person_

1: An ejaculation of mucus through the nose.

2a: What happens when you laugh so hard phlegm shoots out of your nose at high speeds.

2b: What happens when you express concentrated emotion through your nose through snorking (surprise), laughing (happiness) or just plain breathing out through your nose waaay too fast* (shocked disbelief).

*Usually happens at the same time as you spit out what ever beverage is in your mouth.
Person 1: (says something funny and unbelieveable) Can you believe that?!?
Person 2: *Laughs so hard phlegm shoots out through his nose*
Person 1: Woah dude, you just had a major nasal ejaculation!

Or

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Person 2: *spits out all liquid contents of mouth and boogeys go flying*
Person 1: Eeew man! You just had a nasal ejaculation

See also: Nasal Ejaculate (verb form)
by Person_ March 21, 2007
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A person who simultaneously derives great pleasure from both avoiding pain and inflicting it on themselves.

From Hedonist (one who lives to seek pleasure and avoid pain) & Masochist (one who derives pleasure from inflicting pain upon oneself)
She went from sleeping in until 12pm and eating chocolates to cutting in a few short hours. What a hedomasochist!
by Person_ January 27, 2007
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