Definitions by idiot_bag
ejaction distraction
An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.
Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...
ejaction distraction by idiot_bag December 30, 2007
abbotsford
A city in British Columbia, Canada, where everything is boring and everybody wants to go to another town to do stuff
abbotsford by idiot_bag December 30, 2007