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A practical joke played on msn messenger. Involves opening a message window with an online contact, and before saying anything to them inviting someone else into the conversation. It is recommended that you then change your name so as not to be discovered, type a quick discreet message, leave the conversation and return to your previous name. This will leave the two members of that conversation forced to talk to eachother in a usually awkward moment.
Hutch: bye (leaves conversation)
Sonny-Bill: huh?
Jamal: whos this?
Sonny-Bill: ....umm....hi
Jamal:.....hey......
(awkwardness)
ejon by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003
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to have sex with someone in the ear or nose then cum ; or to fucked in the ear or nose then be cumed on.
bro, last night i gave a girl an ejon.

betty is such a slut she got ejoned the other day.
ejon by earsex isnice January 3, 2009
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ejon • ejona • ejonea • ejony • E. Jones
A know it all who is kind, loyal, and can overly emotional at times. Very passionate and strong minded. Can be misunderstood by most at times. Comes off as bat shit crazy and an asshole but can be funny as hell. But a good friend
Here you go EJon being a smart ass
EJon by 88Chris November 23, 2021
Ejona is a smart ass girl and extremely beautiful. Her jokes crack you up and you know she's there for you and that you can have a good time with her. Peng body and often has straight hair with short and middle length hair
Ejona is a beautiful girl who deserves everything
Ejona by Rabgafbanbbbh5sf February 9, 2020
-adjective
cool; awesome; very interesting
That outfit is ejony!
ejony by funnypantsmcgee May 12, 2009
a human or nonhuman being consisting of light skin an red hair; Cannot handle more than 5 shots of vodka or other hard licquor without being noticeably wasted; Does not usually have more than one friend and that one friend is most likely a best friend named sara (without an h).
Hi, my name's Ejona and I have a best friend named Sara.
ejona by shpetim June 30, 2009
a type of insult about who you are and term of ugly
haha your ejona! cant be like us were not like you were not ejona
ejona by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021
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