douchebag

exactly like a douche or a douche bag, they irritate my vagina. dont want them even close to it.

Douchebag, she not flirting with others to make you jealous.

by Now March 18, 2012

Douchebaggery

The act of someone being an absolute cunt. It's an art perfected by only the most supreme douchebags. It encompasses being a tool, a dick, an asshole etc. Carrying out ridiculous actions that make you a definition douche. Similar to faggotry.

The level of douchebaggery Derp just showed when he caved on my pillow is unreal. I didn't know he was that much of a tool.

by Definitely A Douchebag February 23, 2013

douchebag

Nick Bilton, whose March 10 article in the New York Times managed to explain how to be a digital/electronic douchebag for the audience of the New York Times.

Nick Bilton, of the New York Times, is such an utter douchebag that, in a section of the country and a social class noted for its production of douchebags, he is an instructor of others in how to extend douchebaggery to the digital realm.

by old lang guy March 20, 2013

Douchebag

Any male, over the age of 15, that wears a baseball cap with the brim still flat, and not properly curved.

That guy is 40, why is he wearing his hat like that?

Because he's a douchebag

by grad98cofc March 22, 2013

douchebaggery

The perfected art of being a douche bag.

Once it's clear he's adept at douchebaggery, I head for the hills.

by StarShineSpeaks October 20, 2012

Douchebag Pic

The male equivalent of the "sexy mirror pic" resulting in attention from girls, look as much of a douche/jock as possible.

Jim: Wow he is flexing his muscles in a tight wife beater to get the girl's attention....

Rob: Wow he took a Douchebag Pic.

by Formithis May 26, 2013

Douchebag

Alex Harris.

"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."

by Ajent123 August 26, 2013