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Trump Bite

Ring sting caused by an aggressive fart

When you underestimate the power of a trump and it gives you a bite on the way out. After the initial bite, a stinging sensation will remain for a lengthy period of time
"I was walking home from work and felt a trump coming on. Feeling safe I gave it an extra push to help it out. The bugger didn't want to leave and bit me as he left. It's been stinging for over an hour"

"Mate, I just did a proper beer poo and Mr Gas has left me with a serious case of trump bite"

"Have you got any Anusol, I've got trump bite"
by bagultrait December 30, 2011
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binner

look at that twat in the blue and red - what a BINNER!
by braders February 11, 2004
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Glock bite

This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.
John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.

Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.
by Miamiwhitey January 8, 2010
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mothman bite

could've been worse!
child 1- child 1 sneaks up behind child2 and lightly claws their scapula...
"mothman bite motha likka!!"
child 2- OWW
child 1- couldve been worse.
child 2- boy howdy!
by iamscaredofmothman December 5, 2009
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Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.

2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.
"Hey! You have to pay that fine!"
- "Bite my shiney metal Ass!"
by Uncle Himler July 29, 2005
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bine

A term expressiong frustration
BINE!
What's the matter?
I forgot my keys at home and I managed to drive my car all the way here without them, so now I'm stuck.
by Drew_0123 June 11, 2006
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bite sized

the term to call
someone stupid or an insult
and or saying a guys got a little dick
hey dude your bite sized at this shit
hey your dick bite sized
by Michelle Mawyin December 24, 2007
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