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A very small (but nonetheless wonderful) high school that consists of some of the best teenagers in Grass Valley, CA. Bitney has a low budget and hardly any resources. It also lacks sports and extra curricular. The place isn't very professional looking or huge, but it doesn't need to be. Students don't get lost looking for classes, and it doesn't take forever to go from one class to another, so the passing periods are like mini breaks. It has a friendly atmosphere, and is filled with beautiful murals painted by the talented students (and the admired art teacher). Art and music are definitely an important part of Bitney's community.

The teachers are simply inspiring. Bitney students are very lucky to have the amazing teachers they have; not only are the teachers passionate about teaching but they are also nice and they actually CARE about students and the school. They are even able to connect with students on a personal level due to the small population of students.

Bitney often takes in students that have been kicked out of other schools, and even these students are loved. They usually grow to love the school as well; even if they don't care about education, Bitney is very good at getting students to care- because it's not just a school, it's really more like a big family. Bitney can pull the inner wonderfulness out of students and bring them to shine to their best abilities; I know this, because I am one of those students that Bitney has done this to.
"Bitney is the best high school in the world. Well, at least in Nevada County."

"I'm so glad I go to Bitney and not Nevada Union High School."
Bitney by Kateyface October 11, 2011
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bitney spears 

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.
oh there's bitney spears.
bitney spears by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019
a general name for any one possum

etiology:
Homer calls the big possum living in the monorail conductor's cabin closet "Bitey" in Marge vs. the Monorail (Season 4 Episode 12)
from Wikipedia:
Homer: (on a family of opossums in the monorail) I call the big one "Bitey." (Matt Groening has said this is his favorite Simpsons line ever, written by Conan O'Brien)
bitey by las April 18, 2006
A Bifney is a human-like creature that lives in typical human households. You can often find wild Bifney’s underneath beds or inside closets. They may be seen as cute and innocent, but beware! It will bite your face off.
Girl 1: “Oh, look! It’s a wild Bifney!”
Girl 2: “I’ve heard wild Bifney’s can be dangerous.”
Bifney by totallynotstella November 28, 2021

It's Britney, Bitch 

A phrase used by American Recording Artist Britney Spears on her 2007 single "Gimme More" and on Will.i.am's 2013 single "Scream and Shout", on which Spears is featured. The phrase instantly became a pop culture icon, garnering titles such as the "Holy Phrase" in popular music. The phrase has been used all over in the media since it's 2007 release, and may very well be one of the most recognizable taglines in history. The phrase marked a career change for Spears, turning her "not-so-innocent" image into full-fledged "femme fatale". It has recently been revealed that "It's Britney, bitch" wasn't planned, and was rather a joke between Britney and her crew that she decided to use. The phrase has even been parodied by Spears herself, in a Halloween sketch where Britney replaced "bitch" with "witch", while dancing with axes and riding a broomstick in front of a green screen.
1) "It's Britney, bitch" -Gimme More
2) "You are now-now rocking with, Will.i.am and Britney, bitch" -Scream and Shout
3) *Steve Carell drives up to the camera, blasting Lady Gaga* "It's Britney, Bitch" -The Office (U.S.), an example of the phrase's usage in the media

Britney Spears 

Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!
Britney Spears by PopGuru August 24, 2015

britney spears 

a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!

we love you and are fighting for you brit <3
britney spears

did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.