nigger beads - aka. nigga beads - its the clumped up, sweaty, wet wads of dirt; making a perfect line following just under ones jawbone. Mainly found on the necks of caucassians; mostly on little kids. Has been known to form on armpits, just behind the knees, the bend in the arm, and any other skin to skin crevasse that may be in contact for any length of time creating a wet, sweaty situation, giving dirt a balling up effect.
"You see the size of those nigger beads on that lil kids neck?! Man, they were the size of taco meat!"
by 77shovelGa October 8, 2011
Get the nigger beads mug.Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.
by Ae5Ea8 February 24, 2015
Get the beard-polar depression mug.When two drivers at night on opposite sides of the road refuse to turn off there high beams(or forget to) and see who can last the longest without driving off the road or crashing .
Guy1: Dude i noticed that your car was dented what happened at the movies last night?
Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.
Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.
by thatguy105 October 8, 2010
Get the High-beam Jousting mug.“Max is so over Celeste, look at him with Jasmine. He’s really into her, isn’t he?”
“You haven’t been paying attention, he’s been watching Celeste all night. Jasmine is just his beard to make it look like he’s over her but it’s so obvious he’s trying to make her jealous.”
“You haven’t been paying attention, he’s been watching Celeste all night. Jasmine is just his beard to make it look like he’s over her but it’s so obvious he’s trying to make her jealous.”
by Vasper November 26, 2020
Get the Beard mug.When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.
Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."
"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
by TRON 2.1 December 7, 2009
Get the Beard Goggles mug."Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."
by Jonathan June 17, 2006
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Sam: Mine was better, I used anal beads whilst jacking off
Mark: Nice one mert, I might try them some time.
Sam: Mine was better, I used anal beads whilst jacking off
Mark: Nice one mert, I might try them some time.
by justthatgayguy October 1, 2011
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