absofrikkingorgeous

describes how all the world's words could never fully describe how incredibly amazing and beautiful the individual is <3

(name) is absofrikkingorgeous, wish I could be as incredible as (name)

by JAGdodge November 18, 2018

Abso-fucking-lutely

When you are 100 percent, passionately certain about something.

"Do you wanna go to the strip, find some hookers and score some coke?"

" ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY !"

by Boobookittyfuck702 February 18, 2019

abslimiture

When something is so obscure and weird that it is the the point of committing suicide because it is so ridiculus.

Classics 9-1 coarse in GCSEs is an abslimiture, I hate it.

by somebode eles September 23, 2019

Abdollahcrunch

When you destroy someone, make someone go to hospital, often accidentally, often happens in games such as football.

Jeez he just abdollahcrunched that man,
Dont know how he can pick himself up after that one

by Yassinator November 19, 2019

absofuckinglutely

like absolutely but extreme

i wabsofuckinglutely will

by kdekdkrj February 9, 2021

Absofuckinglutely

A word from two ROOTS with "fucking" for emphasis: (1) Absinth (2) Absolute Vodka.

Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.

Q: Hey... it's been a rough year -- time for libations yet? A: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!

by RedRobish February 22, 2021

absobloodylutelyfanfuckingmindblowingtastic

The best feeling in the world everrrrrr. Duh

My girlfriend is absobloodylutelyfanfuckingmindblowingtastic At giving head

This coconut shrimp is absobloodylutelyfanfuckingmindblowingtastic

by Penelope101 June 26, 2021