ass over tea kettle

to fall in such a way as your bum flips over your head

Man, last New Years Eve you really fell ass over tea kettle down Clint's basement stairs

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

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ass-call

Inadvertently and unknowingly calling someone on your cell phone by sitting on your phone and having their speed dial number depressed by your posterior.

We got another ass-call from Maurice when he sat on his cell phone last night and we were forced to listen to him plead for some action with his date. As always when he sits on our speed-dial key, he has no idea that we were listening in on his conversation.

by " P" Lambert December 5, 2007

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Ass Technician

someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general

OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician

by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004

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ass fetish

having a strong love and obsession pertaining to the ass.

When making love in the bedroom, Savanah's ass gets a lot of special attention because of Ray's ass fetish.

by pimpsnhoswithhairyasses January 17, 2008

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Ass Hat

Idiotic, stupid. To act like a moron.

From the popular insult "to have your head up your ass". This imagry leads to ones ass being placed on the head like a hat, hence "asshat".

That asshat spilled soda all over my new shirt.

by deadzombie August 13, 2004

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