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Waffle

An extremely delicious piece of food which comes in two varieties: the 'breakfast' waffle (usually eaten with maple syrup), and the 'potato' waffle (usually eaten with a condiment such as tomato ketchup). Waffles are often given as presents to people
"I would like to eat something."
"Have a waffle."
"Thank you. Oh, this tastes delicious."
And so on and so forth.
by Quigley July 1, 2005
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vanilla wafers

a game played by three or more penised individuals. the individuals gather in a circle, placing a cookie in the center of the circle. at the count of three, all players masturbate violently, the purpose being to ejaculate on the cookie. the last player/player that fails to ejaculate on the cookie must eat the cookie whole.
"yo my niggas, let's play some motherfuckin vanilla wafers in this bitch!"
by yssupnalyd September 3, 2011
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Bonus Waffle

A waffle (usually eggo) given to the visitor after a pleasurable, unawkward one night stand on their way out the door.
She really earned her bonus waffle last night.
by urwelkumredit April 22, 2013
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Waffeling

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.
Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*
by Slaperrific December 20, 2016
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bukakke waffle

1. A waffle made from the semen collected off a man or woman who has been the subject of a bukakke session. This word is often used to describe someone who pissing you off or when an outrageous retort must be used.

2. A Sailor's breakfast.
by hookahjoe June 10, 2011
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waffle juice

The mixture of syrup and butter that rolls off of waffles while being eaten.
Dude, you just got waffle juice all over your crotch!
by Monkeyboy February 14, 2005
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Waffle Porn

Young People Who Like To Jack Off To Old Granny Pornography
Some Guy named Bob Had a Fear Of Rejection From Hot Girls.
So Bob Tried Masterbating To Old Granny Porn. And He Enjoyed It. He Now Enjoys Waffle Porn Aloooot. Poor Bob.
by Chronic Masterbator June 28, 2009
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