tree-nied

in disc golf A contraction of "tree" and "denied." Having an otherwise awesome shot deflected by a tree, shrub, or other woody material.

That was an incredible approach putt, unfortunately tree-nied at the end by that spruce.

by ChefDude January 25, 2015

tree surgeon banter

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.

I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter

by thetruthsayer June 11, 2015

Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016

treefie

1. from (tree + selfie) people who take their portraits in a tree, often before, behind or among trees and upload in social websites.
2. to take one's own trees portraits in a house or in a garden and upload to social websites.

1. Azad took a treefie with his friend.
2. Kurdish people love plants, so most of them share their treefies on facebook.

by pshdar May 22, 2016

Tree Cop

A forest ranger.

That was the third time that tree cop has checked my fishing license.

by Clear Waer June 25, 2016

Tree

Big green monster

Urmygurd it's a tree

by Lilybily December 10, 2016

Treebortion

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.

Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!

by Derdle June 14, 2017