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1. from (tree + selfie) people who take their portraits in a tree, often before, behind or among trees and upload in social websites.
2. to take one's own trees portraits in a house or in a garden and upload to social websites.
1. Azad took a treefie with his friend.
2. Kurdish people love plants, so most of them share their treefies on facebook.
treefie by pshdar May 22, 2016
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treefiddy 

Three Dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's dad: Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this
boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary!
Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"
silence
Kyle: What's treefiddy?
Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents
Chef's mom: Treefiddy
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your
own goddam money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got
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Slang for marijuana. Combination of trees and reefer.
"Ya got any treefer?"
treefer by Joshonline.org April 3, 2003
Noun. A form of basketball defense in which the defender mimics a tree. This is often accomplished by waving your hands majestically like a tree's branches in the wind. Occasionally the defender slaps gently at the ball in the opponent's hands. The goal of treefense is to prevent the opponent from scoring by making them laugh and miss their shot.
Bob could not stop Eston's drive to the hoop so he used treefense to win the game.
Treefense by Robert Krauss December 8, 2007
My teefies are hurty!
Teefies by Mandy Moo February 21, 2003

treefity 

Made popular by our ever loving South Park Crew.
Chef's parents are in town to see Chef get married, but they keep having to pay treefity ($3.50) which makes Chef's father extremely upset.
I ain't paying no goddamn suckubust treefity!
treefity by FireFight October 6, 2005

to treefire 

verb - to flush other people's drugs like a nigger
I killed that dude tonight. Had to treefire all the dots, what a shame.
to treefire by treefire October 4, 2011
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