Tainter-Totter

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth

I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night

by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009

taint checking

Contrary to how it might sound, taint checking has nothing to do with 'checking' the area between the scrote and the asshole and everything to do with computer science. It's an error-catching mechanism built into some programming languages (Perl and Ruby, primarily) designed to prevent user input from 'contaminating' other variables in a program.

The built-in taint checking kept that SQL injection attack from crippling our website.

by Erratum December 2, 2010

Taint Towel

A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.

Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"

by Wolfgang7990 March 2, 2011

Tintage

The ability to take one color and make it look like another by simply adding another color that would not have been ideally matched with it; also could be the ability to fashionably match by doing the exact opposite; matching a color with an unlikely color; fashion

Rather than matching your pink and green shirt with pink and green shoes and same color accessories, try a color that compliments the pink and green that would possibly never match ideally but helps complete the outfit; for example maybe red pumps or tan boots! What about a peach colored elbow bag...fashion makes you think outside the box...makes you think tintage!

by vintaged crush April 10, 2011

taint gasket

The part of the taint that prevents a girl from going from asshole to strait cunt

She must have blown taint gasket because she is being a cunt

by spakleboy June 18, 2014

Mario Taint

A virtual taint program created by Nintendo allowing the average child to magically paint with there taint while also playing some educational games about your taint.

Man! My children love Mario Taint! Hopefully this will teach them how to become productive members of society. With there taints...

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

holiday taint

The span of time between your chosen religious holiday celebration (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc.) and New Years Day.

Roger: I'm just gonna keep drinking all through the holiday taint!

Sally: Holiday taint?

Roger: Yeah, tain't Xmas and it tain't New Years!

by Japer Ray January 6, 2009