Up The Wrongun 

the act of a man sticking his "thingy" in a chicks shitter if he's one lucky son of a bitch for havin a mrs that lets him get away with that sorta thang !!

God intended for women to take it up the arse avery once in a while or he never woulda put the 2 holes that close together that us blokes could make the mistake in the first place

Wendy: i think my arse grapes are playing up again
Snarfy: nvm, let me do you up the wrongun n poke em back in with my "thingy"

Up The Wrongun by Snarfy June 7, 2009

the walkmen 

1. Good band music played in a saturn ion commercial
2. Band that needs to play all ages shows

Me: Do you like the walkmen?
Them: The Walkmen?
Me: You know the saturn ion commerical.
Them: OH.
Me: Well they are comming to
chicago again but I can't go see them because I am only 15.

the walkmen by Christine November 8, 2003

I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan 

An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.

"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!

We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!

Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"

I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.

I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan by Ohioan December 9, 2008

Knuckle the Walnut 

To massage the prostate with your knuckles or fingers, especially in a strong manner, to induce immediate ejaculation.

Ever had a girl knuckle the walnut?! You'll shoot your load with the quickness!

Knuckle the Walnut by PDDestro December 8, 2009

this is not the wave 

Emphasizes that something's off, not right, not cool, etc.
Similar to this ain't it chief, not today.

"I know I did well on this test"
(Gets a D)
"Nope, nuh-uh, this is not the wave"

this is not the wave by ahemthen May 7, 2019

fell off the wagon 

When one resumes an addictive/compulsive behavior that they are trying to control. Originally referred only to drinking, but is now used in reference to all sorts of things including drugs, smoking, overeating, eating cerain foods, masturbation, casual sex, pornography...

Joe hadn't had a drink in 10 years, but when his wife of 30 years left him, he fell off the wagon.

fell off the wagon by not_really_me March 15, 2004

The Whale 

When a person is submerged in water and they slightly emerge their anus out of the water and lets loose a high velocity fart spraying water and/or fecal matter resembling a Whale surfacing for air.

Position 31 in the "fartmasutra" is called "The whale".

The Whale by Fartmasutra May 3, 2019