bungee string

Wigan-ese The thin strip of skin that is on the underside of your knob.

It is impossible to crack one off with nowt but a Freemans mail order catalogue, I nearly snapped me bungee string it took so long, said P Diddy

by Johnny 5 is Alive May 8, 2008

Hooray String

the string attached to the final tampon that is pulled out to signify the end of her "time of the month" and metaphorically refers to those cool little champagne poppers we all have on new years.

Bob:Man, I've been wanting to bang my girl for the past few days so much.
Joe: Why haven't you?
Bob: It's her "time of the month".
Joe: Ah. So then she hasn't pulled the hooray string yet.
Janet:Hell no I haven't.

by laggner April 28, 2009

3 strings

Is all it takes to play the song I feel without you here.
2nd, 3rd, 4th, on a busted old acoustic. Go figure it would all come to you slamming this name again.

3 strings to you all

by :''( February 11, 2010

Cock Stringer

A Cock Stringer is when you cum on a chick and the cum is still attached to the tip of your cock, thus creating the cock string.

Hey, look at that cock stringer.

by Thedelever February 26, 2011

Tender Strings

Better than the g string version.

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.

by The Manisher October 22, 2013

Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.

"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015