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National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

Ghost Suck

When your homie sucks your pp and you don't feel anything.
Homie 1: You a ghost nigga

Homie 2: Fuck you homie
Homie 1:This a Ghost Suck
When your partner brings you to orgasm by oral or hand stimulation but doesn’t allow you to ejaculate in her mouth
I got the half suck off this doll last night... just when I was ready to blow she stopped sucking and wanked me off till I came on her tits
half suck by The Jew brother December 14, 2020

Vans Triple Suck

To lose three consecutive games against the same individual or team in any given sporting event. This is the most degrading award that one can achieve.* Once a Vans Triple Suck is awarded it will not be forgotten and the recipient will face eternal ridicule, pain, and oppression.

Origin: Derived from the "Vans Triple Crown", the most prestigious surfing contest in the world.
"You just lost ping-pong 3 times in a row! HAhahaha Vans Triple Suck bitch!!!" HAHAHAHA

:(.......... (Recipient)

wanna see my costco socks 

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks
"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"

Don’t suck the right 

A hashtag for “suck my left nut, but not the right, dem be sensitive” but it means no harm
Guy 1: you’re so dumb

Guy 2: suck my left nut, but don’t suck the right, dem be sensitive