beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

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islandic penguin

when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.

me and my boyfriend tried to get it on on the snow but he got an islandic penguin.

by associatedwnyc August 5, 2009

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Kentucky Penguin

When a girl poops on a guys chest while having sex in Kentucky

Yeah bro my girl and I were in Kentucky and she pulls a Kentucky penguin

by Dante real man December 8, 2022

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Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!

Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!

by Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporate August 29, 2022

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Penguin <3

A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names

Penguin <3 : Just stands there*
Girls with Z names: faint*

by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 13, 2021

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