Mortos

Man of great "Druid Magic". One who can control the forces of nature at his own will. But is prone to racism toward mexicans and african americans, and also plays modern games on the Atari.

That mortos can make trees walk and dance, but cannot afford a modern gaming system.

by Asome April 13, 2010

Morticia Joile

Daughter of Jon Voight
Over- rated actress from the 90's who somehow still is talked about
Has maybe 1 or 2 hit films,an Oscar but tons of Razzies-proof of her awful non sequiter acting and lousy taste
Looks like a Goth but is more A whore,More resembles Morticia of the Addam's Family-without the humor
Think's she's the coolest bitch on Earth-but in reality is a trashy,homely adulteress prostitute has-been and CANNOT act for shit

Girl,Lets watch Tomb Raider-Angie,is da bomb!!
Girl #2: Yuck, i hate Morticia Joile and her movies!!!

by sexysady December 19, 2011

Morton

When you're salty af

That round of trials got me Morton AF to.

by vincentdb82 January 15, 2017

Mortiis

A mentally ill scandanavian troll,who plays strange techno-rock on his keyboard. Also known as the locust master.

They sacrifice themselves to the locust master!

by Dan April 20, 2004

mortified

The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.

This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!

by Kate Stevens March 28, 2008

Morten

A "Morten" is a male person with a speech impediment and/or a tendancy for geeky behaviour.

"Hey, look at that guy with the braces!"
"Yeah, he's such a Morten!"

by MC Buller January 6, 2005

Mortal Mask

A mask brushed with toxic chemicals on the inside that is offered to unsuspected or innocent strangers, who would lose consciousness once they wear it at the request of their evil donors, who would then rob their victims.

At secluded traffic junctions, it’s not uncommon for criminals in police uniforms to stop a car whose driver and fellow passenger are both unmasked, who would be handed a pair of mortal masks to wear before they’re allowed to drive off.

by MathPlus April 13, 2021