Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."
by Spidey_Sences15 May 09, 2022
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Mid Eum

Mid Eum's are usually Koreans, so basically that means that they are either a kpop star or a kim chi cook. They might look all nice and sweet, but don't be fooled they have tendencies to rape and molest teenagers, be careful. They also have a great sense of style though so if youre having outfit troubles call a Mid Eum. Alot of mid Eum's are the same but there are some major differences, If you see one that is 6'4 and size 12 feet, they are most definately gay and probably wants to do some weird stuff with all the high school boys, if they arent either of those sizes dont worry they are probably more into little girls. To a Mid Eum the weirdest things make their penis hard, just by simply smelling kim chi, or just hearing DEAN's voice, can do it. If you meet one, your life could go 2 different ways, he could make your life 10 times better, or he could be an awful person and do weird things to you. So choose carefully
P1:Have you met the new kid?
P2:Not yet, I'm trying to make my decision, he looks like a Mid Eum.
by NATHANIEL✋✋ March 08, 2017
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mid off

Two people having a competition on who is less attractive or worse at something

Often used by people outside of the locus of decision
Those women are ugly as fuck, they havin a mid off 😭
by Loliisnotillegal May 01, 2023
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Mid-Mod

mid-mod, or middle class moderate is a NIMBY "who agrees with the idea of economic equality, but cannot agree with the required methods of direct action, who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's financial freedom."
the Hobo’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the elite or the 1%, but the mid-mod , who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice…”
by Angry Hobo November 16, 2019
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Mid-Mashie

Golf: A Mid-Mashie used to be a 3 iron metal faced golf club. It was named such because it fell in between a mid iron (2 iron) and a mashie (5 iron).

Potatoes: In grocery stores in the produce isles it is common place for clerks to stack 5lb potato bags excessively high. This causes them to become unstable and unobtainable for shorter individuals, particularly the elderly. The Mid-Mashie is the sack of potatoes the shorter individual will grab located in the center of the pile causing the unstable tower of potatoes to come toppling down on top of them. Clerks will typically yell the golfing term "FORE!" If they see the event taking place.
Produce Clerk, "Grandma Death is going for the Mid-Mashie! FORE!"
by aPatheticGeorge November 20, 2020
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