meileen

A rich chinese brat. Usually very selfish, no common sense or common decency.

"Why'd you break up? "

"Dude, she was such a Meileen."

by Jon October 11, 2003

MILF

An inconspicuous replacement of the term "jail bait" meaning "minor I'd like to fuck."

Hermione Granger was a total MILF in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!

by RomanP November 8, 2010

MGILF

An acronym similiar to MILF, meaning Midget Grand(mother/father) Ide Like to Fuck

Did you see that hot MGILF?" "That was a 10 year old boy" "oops

by 1dotdotdashMIKE June 16, 2010

screamin milf

After engaging in anal sex with the mother of your children, wipe your member clean on the curtains (and listen to her scream)

After climbing off of my wifes back, i wiped myself on the curtains and saw the perfect example of a "screamin milf"...

by milferizer March 14, 2008

right hand milf

wife

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.

by philologue August 14, 2011

melf

1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.

(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)

That kid loves prancing in the woods wearing pixie garb way too much. He is such a Melf.

by Melf January 7, 2004

milfag

1) A large, deaf person who has an irrational fear of giving away his middle name.

2) A "short bus"

3) Frequently says dumb things that are very funny

-Hey Milfag, what's your middle name?
-What?
-What's your middle name?
-I can't tell you.

by Master Bus May 1, 2010