McSnitch 

Karen of the companies, who snitches on law-abiding, tax-paying citizens. (imaginary (they are watching us))

"OMG, i got McSnitched™ in Amongus."

"Jesus Christ, he is working at McSnitch™"

McSnitch by zomtomtom December 11, 2024

McSleep 

Taking a nap on the bathroom floor of a McDonalds toilet for an extended period of time

Woah! Last night was crazy. Did you hear Noah got a McSleep

McSleep by Alfonso doe February 16, 2025

McSuicide

When you've McFuckin' had it after the McRib being taken on and off the menu so many motherfucking times that you suffocate yourself with McDonald's

"IM GONNA COMMIT MCSUICIDE IF THEY FUCKING TAKE AWAY MY BELOVED MCRIB 1 MORE MCMOTHERFUCKING TIME!"

McSuicide by McNiggatron James III Jr. April 1, 2025

McSuck 

Slang for a blowjob

Hey there Brian, I'm kind of horny. How bout a McSuck?

McSuck by Viva La Raz May 12, 2025

Mcshoulder Rub 

When someone gives a shoulder rub right after they have eaten McDonald’s fries, a big mac, and apple pie. This is a service that is not requested by the recipient, and is usually unexpected.

I was just sitting on the couch and all of a sudden I got a Mcshoulder rub!

Mcshoulder Rub by anonymous June 22, 2025

McSamurai

When U Eat A Fat Booty With A Side Of Ranch Dressing

“Oh That Girl I Met The Other Week? I Gave Her The Old Fashioned McSamurai!”

McSamurai by TheFckingRanchGuzzler November 21, 2025

McSkeederski

A job site that you walk onto that clearly shows the previous tech/worker did not care or had no idea what the fuck they were doing; leaving the next tech/worker totally fucked when someone eventually has to go back. Usually you will see demonstrated laziness, poor planning, shitty craftsmanship and a “I don’t give a shit about the next guy” who has to un-fuck the damage that has been done.

As a verb:
Technician “That FLA bitch put another job on me @ 4:15. I got a fantasy draft tonight @ 7:30. I’m good got McSkeederski that shit & get the fuck outta here.”

As a noun:

Tech 1 “Hey man, what are you working on ?”

Tech 2 “I just got to this repair job that looks like a McSkeederski….there’s a splice behind the gutter, & some dickhead ran the fiber into the kitchen.”

Tech 1 “ You’re pretty fucked! You are about to do that job all over again from the start”.

McSkeederski by ShaolinRebel January 5, 2026