Jockstructed

when a douchebag jock takes your woman

I was totally after Emily until Joe jockstructed me.

by silentbutdeadly247 May 3, 2010

Jockal Region

Area in and around one's jock.

Whoa, lay off the jockal region.

by sup brett? January 25, 2011

Jockey Box

Verb -- the act of car prowling -- to find unlocked cars (at night), open the doors, and see what you can get -- mostly from the glove compartment (or 'jockey box').

Rafael and Junior was out jockey boxin' on the boulevard last night. They got themselves some dope shit. Until the heat came up on 'em and did some head thrumpin'.

by I made the man May 7, 2018

giggle-jockey

Someone whose presence inexplicably makes everything funnier and tends to induce out of control giggle-fests. A giggle jockey him/her self does not necessarily have to be funny

Jackson is such a giggle-jockey… every time he’s around I wind up ROFLMAO!!!

by Laine and Jables July 26, 2008

register jockey

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.

register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!

by MIT ckc May 6, 2008

Tractor Jockey

1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)

1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

Tornado Jockey

One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".

See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video

Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?

Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012