Irish Breakfast

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

My wife was horny for a good Irish Breakfast.

by GI-ngy November 12, 2019

Wild irish hoe

Noun A female who likes to get intoxicated on the cheap ghetto wine Wild Irish Rose

"Me and my girl are some wild irish hoes,all we like to shwill on is wild irish rose"

by Nickillyssa April 14, 2017

Irish

The Irish are:
1.Weak, stupid people, prone to drink
2.Come from an island named ireland
3.Large percentage of gingers
4.Cant speak english probably, even when they try
5.No unique national import except their own stereotype
6.Blame the English for all their troubles(no pun intended)

Ed:You alright mate, where do you come from then?
Paddy:I'm Irish. From Ireland.
Ed: Wheres that then?

by Wulfingas November 18, 2007

Irish ReachAround

An Irish ReachAround is when doing someone from behind, you administer an object (usually a dildo) up your own anus.

John had all the fun last night, he gave himself and Irish ReachAround.

by frubly March 27, 2007

Irish Handshake

Receiving a handjob from a girl while puking from being too drunk.

"OMG, you just puked all over the floor and this girl just gave you a irish handshake....what a whore"

by Greg Dickinson April 21, 2006

Irish windmill

A sexual act, where a man places his testicles on his (kneeling) partner's forehead and twirls his penis in a windmill motion.

Hey Johny could you give me an Irish windmill?

by lovemister October 30, 2009

Irish Potato Famine

A strong, alcoholic drink served primarily at Irish pubs and taverns. In a tall shot glass, a mixture of 2 parts Jameson whiskey is mixed with 1 part Chopin- a potato vodka. If served properly, it makes the bar patron vomit, grow week with hunger, and it will infect their daughter with cholera.

"Hey bartender, what are the drink specials?"

"Ní foclóir cuimsitheach acadúil atá ann ach a mhalairt Irish Potato Famine"

"...uh... I'll take an Irish Potato Famine?...OH NO! SUSIE!"

by Jeff and Andrew May 24, 2007