Ice Cream Ass Ache

The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.

Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.

Ice Cream Ass Ache by Dale Johnson December 23, 2007

Ice Cream Paintjob 

Cream on the inside; clean on the outside.

-Ay man you hit that big white pussy?
-yea, she got that ice cream paintjob.

Ice Cream Paintjob by Stankychicken August 27, 2009

ice queen 

An ice queen is someone who is not only very unsexual and unaffectionate, but also can be very cold to her prospective date during the date. Traits include: throwing around barbs even after it's funny and just being rude, vindictive and cruel.

"Myra is a total ice queen! You better avoid her like the plague!"

ice queen by DJ Eternal March 3, 2009

Ice Cream Social 

Tripping out on two or more drugs while with a large group of friends doing the same thing.

Dude! Were you at that Ice Cream Social last night? I fucking tripping balls!

Ice Cream Social by Metalfire September 11, 2011

ice crotch 

A woman with a vagina that has an icy exterior. This ice renders her crotch impenetrable. This woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered.

Damn, why is it cold in here? Oh, no, wait, Nicole's legs are open. Fucking ice crotch.

ice crotch by Jimbabwe December 8, 2007

Ice-Agedly 

Change that happens slower than a snail's pace. Things that take so long to happen that a person could be born, grow up, get old, and die before anything happens.

"What? You haven't heard back about your interview yet? Geez. That office moves ice-agedly slow.

Ice-Agedly by RogueSun February 6, 2006

ice soccer 

The most amazing game ever.
The rules are simple. An empty ice rink, some friends, skates and a hockey puck are the only things you need.
The basics of this amazing game are to "kick" the puck with your blades, sending it between the other players feet. This is a goal and this is ice soccer.

Me - "Hey guys, wanna go play some ice soccer?"
Friends - "Hell yeah, lets get a move on!"

ice soccer by xoxo_maggie December 31, 2008