put humpty dumpty back toghther

Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.

Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"

put humpty dumpty back toghther by Modak May 13, 2014

gutter humper 

A male chauvinist that can't afford what he show off to attract women.

That gutter humper's mom just co-signed a loan so he could buy a new Ghini.

gutter humper by sirnewtonian May 5, 2020

Jameric Humphrey 

He has a wacky search history but he carries the school band

“Jameric Humphrey looks like Craig from Craig of the Creek”

Jameric Humphrey by gary fendermen December 19, 2021

facebook humping 

when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.

"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."

"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"

facebook humping by Hchamp June 19, 2007

humplestiltskin 

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.

Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...

humplestiltskin by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005

humpday 

Wednesday. Middle of the week. The rest of the week towards friday is a downhill ride.

Thank god it's humpday - weekend starts in 2 days !

humpday by captn jack June 20, 2005

Ivana Humpalot 

A character in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin: And who are you baby?
Humpalot: Ivana... Ivana Humpalot
Austin: Excuse me?
Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot!
Austin: And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but that's not in the cards isn't it now baby?

Ivana Humpalot by Dick2Ass69 May 17, 2016