Geisel

Cool friend. Probably even better than your friend Nate or Alexia. They are always there for you. She is one of the boys so she totally understands her boyfriends point of views where as most girls would just get mad. She has an expanding sense of humor unless it’s actually not funny. She may seem like she has her life together but really she’s just as lost as Amelia Earhart. And she is everyone’s dream girl. She hoops, she’s funny, smart, beautiful, amazing.

Your boyfriend: “gosh why can’t you be more of a Geisel”
You because you are insecure: “ I wish I was more of a Geisel”

by Franklotion June 7, 2020

Goosecetarian

A person that believes in The Great Mother Goose.

Human A: why do you have “Goosecetarian” listed in your bio?

Human B: because I believe in the great mother goose and her majestic randomness.

by A7hena June 30, 2020

goigeous

The boujee way of saying gorgeous

She be goigeous.
Goigeous darling.

by That boi over there November 11, 2020

goigeous

The boujee way of saying gorgeous

Goigeous.
They be goigeous

by That boi over there November 11, 2020

goose dancing

seeing a goose dancing means that you see a crackhead in their natural habitat

dude 1: bruh did you that goose dancing?
dude 2: yeah that guy must have had some good crack

by crackdaddy1o1 September 26, 2020

Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently

This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.

by 2BsFeet December 3, 2020

Goose Egg

A singular testicle.

Would you like to see my Goose Egg? *shows one testicle*

by nkows January 3, 2021