Feastiality

The sexual encounter with any food items. Most Commonly Hot Pockets

Pr0t: Im gonna cook a Hotpocket
Pr0t: Then %$#@ It.

Bob: Pr0t is into Feastiality Guys!

by Visievion October 3, 2009

Feasterville, Trevose

Without a doubt THE most boring place to live in the entire world ... take it from someone who lives there, IT SUCKS! People's reasons for moving there are usually "because the schools are better"; but see, is it really worth it to go to a "better school"(which I don't really understand anyway) if your kids have to be bored to death everyday of their lives? People want to look back and remember the fun times they had, not how bored they were living in Feasterville. Anyone who's ever lived in the city will tell you that it's fun as hell, there's always something to do; but the suburbs are about as entertaining as staring at the wall for 6 hours. Whatever you do, NEVER move to Feasterville. If you've got a good, fun life, avoid Feasterville at ALL costs.

Friend #1: "Hey, did you hear that John's moving to Feasterville, Trevose this summer?"

Friend #2: "Yeah dude, that fucking sucks for him, the suburbs are boring as fuck."

by John208 July 29, 2008

Fastard

An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.

That guy was so stupid, he's a real fastard!

by kmort April 10, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

Fast Eddie

A sexual act whereby the male mounts a female, dogie style, and inserts middle and ring fingers of each hand into her mouth and pulls back as though one were pulling up on the reigns of a horse. The primary goal of this maneuver is to keep a talkative, annoying female from ruining the sexual experience.

That girl is kind of cute, but just runs on with the mouth and talks too much. I'd have to "Fast Eddie" her.

by FastEddie73 February 22, 2011

Greek Fastpitch

The act of throwing an object in a vigorous or menacing fashion.

OR

To throw shit fast.

Robert didn't just gently toss the tennis racket at Bethany, he Greek Fastpitched it.

by Justin yo June 26, 2008

Fast and the furious

a shit movie that inspired a whole subculture of spotty faced boys to hot up cars that are best left to the shopping run.
Apart from Vin Diesels dragster of course.

Most offensive was the scene where one of these hotted up shitboxes drags off a Ferrari.. so what? I dont care how fast your ricer is, or how low it is, it is not a Ferrari, it has no glorious past like Ferrari have, and a Ferrari sitting still will always be more beautiful than any rice burner at any speed.

"hey, did you see the Fast and the Furious?"

"do I look like a spotty faced kid?, does my girlfriend look like a car hoe?"

by 750Monza August 21, 2009