Facesluts

All the girls on facebook with slutty profile pictures. Or all the girls on facebook that are "friends" with your boyfriend.

Girl to best friend, "Did you see that facesluts' profile picture? Wearing her Christmas bikini in the snow! Tyra would be so proud!"

Girl to boyfriend, "Oh, honey, look! All the facesluts wished you a happy birthday!"

by dankstamomma December 5, 2010

fact editor

Someone who repeats a previously stated fact only changing a few choice words in an attempt to subtly correct their mistake.

Jim: Hey, look at that nice 25 footer boat out in the parking lot!
Kyle: Yeah, that is a real nice 24.5 foot boat.
Jim: Stop being such a goddamn fact editor, Kyle!!!

by baddogfood August 21, 2011

FaceShitting

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone

Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...

by Clone54 February 8, 2014

Factaphobia

An anxeity disorder that is characterised by a persistent fear of facts resulting in the sufferer going to great lengths to avoid them.

A person suffering from factaphobia will often show extreme signs of distress and confusion when presented with fact which of ten results in them gibbering uncontrollably like an idiot.

See that Louie Gohmert, he's not no idiot, he's just got that there factaphobia

by Louie Gohmert January 14, 2015

Faces

Another word for selfies that old people say

Gran: let take some faces
You: nooooo it's selfies

by X.m.x April 21, 2015

fact game

a game played when you first meet somebody over the Internet (internet friend), or anywhere, that involves alternating back and forth saying a random fact about yourself

"aye you wanna play the fact game"
"yea I need to get to know you better lol"

by psychedelic cats March 10, 2016

Facks

You need to get your facks straight before you publish a story! 💯

You need to except the facks, Jack!

by Squishy1 October 15, 2018