elephantmonkey

a large creature that projects a loud vulgar mating noise at inappropriate moments.

sara is an elephantmonkey, listen to her bellow

by Elephantmonkey November 5, 2008

Elevation Cessation

The letdown experienced after standing in an elevator, doors almost closed, and someone activates the sensor in a last minute attempt to board by pressing the outside button or waving a hand between the doors.

I was in a full elevator and experienced Elevation Cessation when Harold did a mean karate chop between the doors, trying to board.

by IllinoisPam April 10, 2009

Eleshart

When an Elephant thinks it is going to fart and it actually shits all over the Zookeeper.

Janitor: What the hell happened?

Zookeeper: That Faggot Elephant Elesharted on me again. I have Elephant shit in my ears and in my nose. Why does it only Eleshart on me?

by Greyhawksown August 27, 2009

Electromagnetic Bukkake

Another word for light, often in context with the face.

Aaarrg, why did you turn on the lights? Now I have electromagnetic bukkake in my eyes!

See bukkake.

by pragm4 August 25, 2010

Elephant Trousers

Walking around with your trouser pocket linings and cock out.

"Shoulda seen Johnny last night, drunk as a cunt and wearing his elephant trousers...again

by maoZZ November 21, 2010

Elefeint

To fake that you're pressing the open button when someone runs for the elevator and asks you to hold it.

She came running for the elevator, I elefeinted and as the doors were closing I smiled and shrugged my shoulders like I tried my best.

by AvidInBoston February 26, 2011

electrifried

accidentally cooked by electricity

I plugged the blow dryer in with wet hands and got electrifried.

by joebudro July 11, 2011