cool earrings

Cool earrings are ones that are unique, snazzy and/or totally awesome. When you see someone wearing them, you automatically walk up and compliment them for having such a fine sense of style. My good friend Tina wears cool earrings.

F-"Tina, how do you find such cool earrings?"
T-"I guess I'm just really awesome and can find ones that have holographic yin-yangs and other really snazzy features.."
F-"Yeah, i guess you are.."

by forrest07dag December 14, 2008

Golden Earring

When you pee in your lover's ear so hard it makes his or her ear ring

Jasper: hey did you and Jay have fun last night?

Marty: What? I can't hear you, Jay gave me a Golden Earring!

by Lis-Far March 18, 2010

ear rape

Forcefully talking to somebody and making them listen to you, even though that person has no will or intent to listen to what you are saying.

Wow! he like wouldn't stop talking to me, it was total ear rape.

by Michael Snider aka XxGODAPOLLOxX April 16, 2008

pearl earing

When A guy Cums on his girlfriends ear.

omg, tanner gave me a pearl earing last night!

by fallenxangelxx December 22, 2008

bunny ears

its when you stick your 2 fingers in a vagina and then spread them as far apart as possible

i just bunny ears'd your mom

by bunnyearsd December 5, 2010

long ears

Old man with little or no hair. Aging makes nose and ears more pronounced.

Long Ears, you and grandma get outta the passing lane dangit.

Shit, got behind long ears at the cafeteria and it took forever.

by r3dcut November 30, 2010

ear sickness

when the tympanic membrane is anacusis

“i can’t hear, i think i have an ear infection!”
“no, you have ear sickness”

by that scientific guy June 21, 2018