Cootchie Monster

A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend

John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*

by BOTHAN SPY MASTER February 20, 2010

Cooternificent

the description of an excellent vaginal sex

dude, that girl last night was cooternificent

by Suigintou October 1, 2011

choother

sticky, slimey, gooey, chunky, shiny, slippery, hairy butt!

Mr. Hopkins is the stickiest choother in the constitutional institution!

by Mrs. Gray -Gubler May 22, 2016

coot person

A person who has no inherent value or sway within a group; a worthless, inept, or low-status person within a social group.

"Man, don't waste yo' time talking to Chris. He's a coot person!"

by The Old Master May 7, 2016

Carolina Cooter

a perfectly good cooter, opposite of a bat cave.
a penis's bestest friend forever. aka. BFF

Sydney and Maddy do NOT have carolina cooter, there's are stinky.

by adriana123 July 9, 2009

crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

by Bibi h February 15, 2008

cooter bubble

a pocket of air released from a vagina, travels through the labia and into the world as a sphere.

I'm full of cooter bubbles.

by Max Funke July 18, 2007