Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017

Crotch fever

A disorder that effects sports performance. The cause may be unknown but can be a useful scapegoat for poor sporting performance.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

by Mr. McGibblets December 5, 2011

Crotch Power

Lines on jeans pointing towards the crotch area.

Those jeans have a lot of Crotch Power.

by potatomaster January 19, 2010

Crotch Rocket

When a male is about to cum he goes into a fetal position and quickly get out of the position and jump in the air and shoot the supermarket in a designated area

Dude I did a crotch rocket last night and I passed out

by ToastedRoadster February 12, 2017

Crotch Snapper

When you have sexual intercourse with another so hard your crotch splits in half.

Man, my boyfriend is such a crotch snapper.

by itsmehoe May 28, 2018

Crotch Pop

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist.... mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022

crotch crippler

When a Male is getting rode by a BBW and she begins to chicken wing ride that D and your pelvic region becomes shattered and or displaced/dislodged. Which would make her a Crotch Crippler.

Man with this BBW and she tried to "crotch crippler" me man but I wasn't getting on bottom

by Tyrone Lee yokishima March 8, 2019