crotch rocket

Crotch Rocket , motorcycles . . usually turbo charged making more HP than most cars (350+ HP at the rear wheel) and weighing 10+ times less than a car and runs ~8 second 1/4 miles and 0-60 in 2.4 seconds . .

yo that crotch rocket is turboed ? ? Shit fuck up them ricers and white trash mother fuckers !!

crotch rocket by turborider April 4, 2003

crotch rot

a name someone can call you. Its really hardcore to call a cool person crotch rot when they are clean. They should always take it as a compliment... unless they feel dirty. then they should go home and wash their crotch lke 5 times.

'''talking'''blah blah blah''''
"hey crotch rot"
"what does that mean??? wtf...my crotch isn't rotting"
"oh well...crotch rot"

crotch rot by popcornisbetterthanyou December 24, 2008

Crotch Foam

The best sex I've ever had.

She just THINKS it was inadvertent!

Crotch Foam by Aaron November 6, 2002

crotch stain 

a god damn nut stain on your pants

HAHAHAHA! said joe when he noticed his grandpop had a critchstain ( that old bag)

crotch stain by zack March 24, 2003

crotch bite 

When a girl's pants are so tight they ride up in the front. See camel toe

At the gym the lady with the spandex on had serious crotch bite.

crotch bite by Inovidable November 6, 2007

crotch gnome 

A mythical creature that lives within a womans vagina to protect her from losing her virginity, it eats any cock that tries to enter within the gnomes residence.

"Oh, man! That bitch must have a crotch gnome, because my dick Vanished!"

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK! MY DICK! AHHHH!" -you
"Oh did I forget to tell you my parents just installed a crotch gnome?" - my sister

crotch gnome by peeinstrong February 27, 2008

crotch it up 

pull it up. Applies to pants, underwear, panties, and other undergarments.

Yo, we're gonna be late just crotch it up and let's go.

crotch it up by Mike Viggers March 10, 2008