Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!

The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

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East Coast Alphabet

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Hey theah I'm fum the east coast, new jehsey.

by BwanaDik April 15, 2004

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1. The array of positive emotions experienced while one is performing acts only justifiable by the lifestyle choice described by the phrase "You Only Live Once (YOLO)".

2. A constant chain of YOLO-style acts. Normally results in legal punishment of some kind.

(After getting arrested) "Dude, we just got off the YOLO-Coaster. Damnit."

by Turtletackle June 22, 2012

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east coast

where the originality is, the fine women wit fat asses r(not fat ass women), where the REAL coke bottle shaped girls r instead of FAKE bodies wit fake tans on the west coast, fine men, where the most diversity is (u get the southern country ppl, the hood ppl, the rich ppl, the islanders, the foreigners, etc) the highest and lowest crime rates, highest and lowest educations, good but crazy road rage drivers (lol), where hip hop/and rap started and west coast imitated, REAL gangstas, where the dope game and drugs started (but we so smart we lowered our crime by organized crime instead of west coast who get caught). We brought the drugs and yall took them and made crackheads all over. Definiton of a true gangsta is doin ya sh** and not gettin caught, just b/c u have hi crime rates in places such as oakland dont mean u true gangstas, just mean u dont know how to handle ya sh**. Oh and the ppl over here will fight u one on one, not jump u or get scared to fight when they alone. And contrary to belief the beaches r nice and filled with the finest ppl. The East Coast is the biggest part of the country when the the West coast only has Cali. And the only good part of Cali is the South. The weather is bad in the North and the "gangstas" are scarey when alone. Basically the East Coast has had such an influence in every aspect on the other coast that copies it.

West Coast: we real on the west side...

East Coast: Oh really, than why do u imitate everything from the east coast, such as hip hop/rap or the dope game? Or why do u get surgery for everything?

by jungleeyez369 May 31, 2009

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