The odorous sweat and dead skin enduced slime accumulated on one's scrotum in the form of a thick buttery emulsion. It has similar qualities as the slime on a snail's underside. It can be argued to be a close relative to Duck Butter, or even in some cases be the same congealed matter. Smells are comparable to yeasty dough.
After not bathing for a few days on our summer camping trip, we decided to graze our scrotums on a sleeping camper's forehead creating multiple snail trails from our accumulated bean cheese.
by Gringo Charlie September 09, 2010
by Clarrissa Langley May 09, 2004
is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.
by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019
by Zega Moosh January 02, 2004
Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!
by gorillaz April 28, 2008
by nightninja June 06, 2006
"That wasn't muenster cheese in your chili. It was my monster cheese."
by p_time February 03, 2009