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"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.
In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
by Solo Amadeus March 10, 2022
Get the Context High mug.Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
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Get the Tool Convention mug.kurtis conner is a youtuber and he is very kind and respectful!! he used to make vines before vine died. he says extra greetings and folks a lot. he is also mayor of kurtistown and anyone who subscribes to him is part of kurtis conner. be nice to him, cause it’s the law :)
by urlocalmaniac September 6, 2021
Get the kurtis conner mug.(noun) Possessions that you highly regard in which you exhibit great, obsessive control over. Sacred to your control only.
Examples may include your laptop, cell phone, desk space, notebooks, agenda book, etc.
Examples may include your laptop, cell phone, desk space, notebooks, agenda book, etc.
Stop! Don't mess with my laptop settings! Back away from my controllable!
You're reading my text messages?! Are you crazy...you know my phone is one of my controllables!
You're reading my text messages?! Are you crazy...you know my phone is one of my controllables!
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