crap

1.)shit
2.) An expression used to express a taboo term for nonsense, or something worthless or annoying
3.) Something

Example:
1.) Someone took a dump in the toilet and forgot to flush their crap.
2.) Crap! I dropped my books.
3.) What is this crap?

by phobodobo29 January 2, 2007

crap bag

A colorful way to describe a person who is a total idiot and completely worthless. In other words, my ex-boyfriend.

- Crap bag actually thought I would give him another chance.
- Hi, my name is Crap Bag.
- What a total crap bag!

by Anonymous April 26, 2004

Crap Trap

A toilet without toilet paper. A terrible situation to be in and a hilarious prank to play.

"Don't use that toilet, it's a crap trap."

by Collin Locke September 8, 2009

crapricorn

Crap...with corn.

Yes! I've produced a crapricorn! Want to come look, or should I just take a picture?

by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

craptivist

Someone who gets unbelievably passionate about human rights, social change, equality etc. etc. They have strong opinions and (occasionally) sound theories but do nothing about them. This person only voices their opinion when they don't believe they'll get called out, but never stick to their guns when faced with a situation which challenges the beliefs they care about so keenly.

Sally:"Karen saw someone get sexually harassed the other day and didn't say anything about it, wasn't she going on about how more women need to stick up for each other?"

Ben: "Ugh, she's such a craptivist"

by thecraptivator May 19, 2018

Peice of Crap

1. A brown substance that comes out of ones bottom.

2. Anything George W. Bush related

George W. Bush is a peice of Crap

by MastaNateDogg August 28, 2004

Crappers

British Navy slang for being incredibly drunk.

"I woke up with the Captain's wife this morning"
"You must have been completely Crappers last night"

by Satandog March 30, 2006