Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.

John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.

by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010

Blumpkin

A black munchkin

We welcome you to Blumpkinland!

by Blumpkin land April 29, 2013

blumpkinator

One who gives many blumpkins out, not only do they give many of these foul pleasures out but do it in a mean way.

As young girl, melissa was diagnosed with blumpkinitis by a world class doctor. From then on she was known as the blumpkinator.

by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

blumpkin pie

Receiving a blow job whilst shitting in someones mouth

Last night I hade a blumpkin pie

by schlong18 November 29, 2013

blumplin

to receive or accept a blumpkin from a gremlin

Dude 1:"I got my favorite gremlin to give me a blumpkin last night!"
Dude 2: "awesome blumplin bro!"

by The Wesson July 8, 2012

Blumming

The act of sucking out a females ovaries through oral sex and then redistributing them into the woman's mouth with yours. Sometimes this occurs by force.

Curran: Hey, Deepti, you wanna get a good blumming?

Deepti: No thanks, I'm too much of a bitch for that.

Curran: Too bad.

*comences blumming*

by Asscabbage McGee July 23, 2013

Zimmerman Blumpkin

To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.

Dude - What did you do last night?

Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"

Dude- Nice

by Pedro Martinezzzz October 25, 2008