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The Oxfam Beast

The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.
The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.

...She never did find the book she was looking for.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Psycho Hose Beast

Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.
I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.
by RebelJel December 24, 2019
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the number of the beast

the number of the beast is literally just 666
by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021
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beastass

Beastass (Bee-st a-s) adj.

1. An adjective to be used when all other descriptors fail to communicate the superior nature of the object or action being described.

2. Beyond the highest or most superior quality
"I say, that performance of Don Giovanni was simply Beastass"

"Mmm, you must try the Glenlivet private reserve. The flavors are absolutely Beastass"
by Dr Hillbilly July 31, 2006
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breasts

A part of the womans torso made up completely of solidified
Awesome.
Her Breasts are made out of awesome.
by lucifuge rofocale January 11, 2009
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breastuals...

same as breasts, boobs, guns, etc etc etc... breast is a very easy word to say, however, the plural form proves difficult for some.... breasts aka breastsszsss

breastuals is just a fun word to say....
baby... i love touching your breastuals... cuz they feel so good!
by rocko... January 14, 2008
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Breastical

the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Jewelez: Sam you hit my breastical area!!!!
Sophie: What is a breastical?
Jewelez: The region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) Oh! *wink*
Sam: WTF!? who the breastical are you?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
Kacia: Who's All? *wink*
Jewelez: All gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Sam: All has a large breastical region.
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Kacia: Oh! *wink* (returns to her dark building)
Sophie: *wink* BYE KEESH!
Kacia: *wink* good luck with your breasticals, girls.
Jewelez: Keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence.
Kacia: *wink* thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever.
Sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Miss Poltrock: Jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom?
Jewelez: ........
Miss Poltrock: you know, Jewelez, just saying the word "breastical" isn't a complete sentence.
Jewelez: Miss Poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
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