Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.

Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.

by WarwickAlice February 26, 2010

advantagism

a word Trump said once.

They will not take advantagism.

by smamu June 22, 2017

False Advertisement

False Advertisement is when you pay for something and get something other than what you paid for.

I ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. Then I contacted the guy who advertised it and he said "sorry false advertisement".

by James Zerelle March 6, 2010

French Adventure

Very similar to a Dutch Runner, except the masturbatee will be in position to finger their own asshole while the the other participant works the arm/hand

Broski, going on a French Adventure wanna cum???

by zas9jam October 19, 2010

Anime adventures

Anime adventures is a Game where nerdy geeks grind 24/7 for a pixel

“why are you tired timmy” Because i’ve grinded 24/7 to get a character on anime adventures

by zasy April 22, 2023

Home Court Advantage, The

The natural advantage that one female will have if they are... in the act with another female. This comes from "knowing the turf" better than most guys.

Martha: I hooked up with Cindy last night at Paco's party.
Mary: How was it?
Martha: Wicked Awesome. She knew exactly what buttons to press.
Mary: Ah, yes, The Home Court Advantage.

by BThomps August 30, 2005

Dream Penguin Adventure

A stupid NES game where you're a fat penguin and have to avoid food.

"Hey let's play Dream Penguin Adventure."

"No, lets not."

by sabot1 August 10, 2009