Alfie

Just kinda salty and clearly knows that he fucked up but wont just go a bitch somewhere else and resorts to childish disses on his insta story... upset that I told him plain and simple how he is a piece of shit and has no future.

Alfie... man that guy is a home wrecker, it's funny tho cause hes still salty about becoming hated by a group

by Idk.wtf.to.put.here November 20, 2019

Alfie

A drug-dealer who doesn’t know how to treat girls

Have you seen Alfie recently, the one who can’t treat girls right

by Alfie Glenn November 24, 2019

Alfred

A quiet person who I don’t got no idea who they is.

Alfred:

Me: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hi?

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019

Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

by Your nan123 December 23, 2019

Alfie

He can never find his water bottle

It was Sam! Alfie

by DooDEDA January 14, 2020

Alfie montero

Alfie Has a poo stain and is smelly

Alfie montero has a poo stain and is smelly

by smelly stain January 16, 2020

Alfie

A person who is or was spittin straight fax

Yo Alfie is spittin straight fax

by Big sket January 25, 2020