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ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.
Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
mugGet the ZOINKSmug.

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".
- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse
by TJumper4 December 9, 2024
mugGet the Zoink's cursemug.

Zoink

Known as joint, the word zoink is a combination of doink and zoot
Spark a zoink
by Lewissuly April 5, 2020
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Zoinks

An exclamation made by Shaggy from the popular cartoon Scooby-Doo. He says that when he is scared, excited and/or horny
Scooby-Doo:Hey Rhaggy!I found the ghost pirate treasure!
Shaggy:Zoinks ! It's a golden dildo !
by Fred Zoinksy FUCKERswag March 26, 2018
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Zoinks!

Zoinks is a term that most white people use when they're afraid. Zoinks was made famous by Shaggy from the bestselling franchise Scooby Doo.
Dude #1: Imma surprise Dude #2
Dude #1: BOOO!
Dude #2: Zoinks!! You scared me!
by shy_kid_in_da_corner June 21, 2018
mugGet the Zoinks!mug.

Zoink

A term meaning nut or cum.
"When you're about to zoink but your dad walks in on you..."
by theurbanvocab May 1, 2018
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zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol
guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn
by givok April 3, 2024
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