Puerto Zacko

The most elite underground vampire bar in the whole entirety of Portland. It is funded by Vietnamese and South Korean opium farmers and regulated by the columbians. While keeping up a daily facade of a Starbucks, it is transformed into a shisha bar at night and provides a good avenue for vampiric orgies of blood after closing.

ImaInglet: Die rapture. Dies vulture flesh. Dies sweet entrails of sinnew. And the wine of cyanotic fetuses.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.

by SaamSaam December 7, 2011

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Zanked

Feeling the effects of Xanex.

I took a bar about ten minutes ago and now I'm feeling zanked.

by Pete1297 February 9, 2010

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zanks

its a informal way to say thanks may be for friends.

zanks for the kiss

by sorrr October 22, 2011

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Zankowski

a person place or thing that shows a depth of knowledge and ability to concept big ideas, yet lacks the common sense and know-how to see them to completion.

Man, did you see Dave in the meeting today? He really zankowskied in there.

by Jace Miller October 13, 2011

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