Triple Waffle

1. The act of eating a measly 3 waffles by choice, and because of portion control.

2. A person who often finds themselves on the business end of a a difficult situation commonly referred to as a "waffle." Only they have 3 issues, related to each other or not.

Man walks into a bar. Man gets slightly drunk and decides to pick a fight with a motorcycle guy. Well Man is now in a waffle, fighting someone twice his size. The motorcycle man of course decides to call 2 buddies to corner Man outside.

Civilian: "Oh poor guy is gonna get a triple beating"
By-standard: "Damn, thats a triple waffle right there"

by nOmega November 9, 2009

Water Waffle

The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.

Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.

by Krobus090 January 6, 2017

Gliding Waffle

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.

"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."

by Benuccino November 1, 2020

The Waffle House of People

A nickname for Serinepth Sinderman, a character from Trials and Trebuchets. She was given this because she is brave in the face of danger, calling back to the Waffle House Disaster Index.

Wow, Serinepth Sinderman is the waffle house of people

by AloisButterfly June 14, 2021

Blue Waffle Effect

The irresistable urge to google something after someone assures you that you absolutely do not want to.

"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."

"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"

by CasbahRocker December 7, 2012

waffle tee

Waffle tee is the new name for the top half of long underwear (thermals). It's called waffle because the pattern looks like hundreds of delicious little waffles.

You can wear waffle tees huge like a tall tee or tight like a tight tee. Both girls and boys can wear waffle tees. Some people wear a t-shirt over their waffle tee like it's ok, but it's not 1998 anymore.

Ayo, I got this new waffle tee from Big 5, but I got the women's version because I like the color. Good thing I bought it XXL.

by intellektualspew June 17, 2010

Colorado Waffle Iron

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010