Dark Woodsman

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"

by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009

Woodstock 99

Woodstock 99 was a rock festival held on the Griffis Air Force Base in Rome, New York, USA, starting on Thursday 22 July 1999, and ending 3 days later that Sunday. The event was one of the 3 festivals (alongside Woodstock '94) that attempted to emulate the "peace, love, and music" of the hippie movement more often than not associated with the original Woodstock '69 festival held in Bethel, NY. The festival is universally branded as a dismal failure marred with sexual violence, vandalism, drug trafficking, rioting, and fires. Many famous acts at the festival include Limp Bizkit, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, DMX, Metallica, Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against the Machine, and The Tragically Hip.

All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.

"Which festival did Dad go to back in 1999?"

"You mean that shitshow Woodstock 99?"

by WOODSTOCK GUY April 21, 2022

chief woogaho bop

To perform a chief woogaho bop, stand behind someone you don't like/don't care about/just generally want to hurt. Clench your fists as tightly as possible and beat your chest once with each hand. You then jump up as high as you possbly can and bring your knuckles down on the very middle of their head, shouting BOP as loud as your lungs will allow you to. This act comes from the (Indianism) sacrifice that the (chief woogaho) used to perform on his girlfriends to let them know their relationship was over.

I wanted to finish with Mel so I gave her a chief woogaho bop

by Don Marco February 22, 2007

morning woodsap

(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood

Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet

Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst

by Tarry Haylor October 13, 2013

Lexa Woods

The sexy CEO from Wattpad, aka Lexa kom Trikru from The 100. She’s hot as hell, PRECISELY A TOP, everyone would like to get crushed by her.

Is your name Lexa Woods? No. Well, you failed everywhere.

by GldWoods January 4, 2021

fairfield woods middle school

a place where the teachers give a shit load of homework, most of the girls are flat but have amazing asses, ands hair styles range from Justin Beiber to Pauly D. many of the students are tools and have extreme cases of dumb blonde syndrome, but others just dont try and fail every test thrown at them. Truely not a bad place to be if you like girls with fine asses and dont mind (or dont do) homework.

guy one: i sure do love a good ass once in a while

guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework

guy one: sweet ill be there!

by that guy by the door February 18, 2011

Wu-Tang Woodson

Also known as WT Woodson, this school from Fairfax, VA kicks the ass of all other high schools due to great sports teams, relatively low levels of dumbasses, and a great coalition against communism. Sometimes considered a prick school, but really that title goes to Langley and TJHSST.

Interviewer :So what the hell does WT stand for?
Interviewed Guy: ...Wu-Tang?

Prick: You go to WT Woodson? *scoff*
America-supporting-student: Fucker, this is Wu-Tang Woodson *roundhouse kick*

by ScrewTJ April 16, 2009