Jehovah's Witness

A rare breed, they usually travel in groups. They can be found roaming through neighborhoods standing on the doorsteps of homes. In the event that you see a Jehovah's witness follow these steps. Close the curtains, shut off the tv, and hide. The jehovah will then proceed to ring your door bell, stay calm dont make any sudden movements, this will enrage the witness but they will soon leave, but watch out they still may be watching.

Jeff: o shit hide the Jehovah's witness are coming

Jehovah's witness: "ding dong"..........those MOTHER FUCKERS!

Bob: that was a close one.

by Avalache2121 August 3, 2008

jehovah's witness

A person who, despite all efforts to make them stop, refuses to stop calling, showing up, or otherwise attempting to make contact with another person.

After I dumped her, she went all Jehovah's Witness on me.

by SabineLaGrande June 8, 2004

jehovah's witness

The perfect example of why not to open the door to strangers.

I almost wished they were serial rapists when I found out I had opened my door to 2 Jehovah's witnesses.

by s0x0r September 23, 2005

Jemima's witnesses

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.
As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

by The Pstives June 11, 2006

witness

King Lebron. Lebron James. What Lebron James has done for the city of Cleveland and the Cavaliers.

We are all witnesses.

by Matt Ammiller August 31, 2008

Beat the witness

When a man strokes his penis till "baby batter" comes out.

Man...check out that fine lookin' hottie. Now I'm going to have to beat the witness!!!

by Mayo January 29, 2005

Witness

Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.

The witness made it clear that she saw what had happened.

by SomeoneNew October 5, 2012