Wilson

A man or woman who goes out of his or her way to be a complete asshole. They often possess great amounts of rhythm. They make amazing drummers and fantastic dancers, although this can be their only favorable quality. Often brings down the party with his or her sadness; also "rains on your parade." Is a master of Pokemon.

see douche.
Don't be a little bitch with your chitchat; just show me where your Wilson's at.

That guy pisses me off so much!
I know! He's a total Wilson!
by Dragonmaster Lance November 27, 2010
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Wilson

A sad boy that gets personal pleasure from fucking computers. Some say his head is so large that it has its own gravitational field, and lesser beings have been known to orbit the fleshy maraca. He has a 3 legged cat with no fur called tigger, it's dead now but still really funny. His sister is also a proper silf, bang tidy. His dreams involve sucking off Rou Reynolds and having non-consensual sex with kiddies.
1. Shit my computers broken!!!

Wilson, get your fucking dick out the hard drive!
by avenjarrrr November 26, 2010
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Wilsoning

-verb
1. To seemingly appear as a neighbor from a popular television show in which only the upper half of your face is visible, often due to computer monitors.
2. The act of looking like a creeper.
Yeah, I was totalling wilsoning on you from across the office.
by WagenMaster March 21, 2011
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by Flumpy36 May 08, 2008
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Wilson

Wilson - The act of female retaliation in return of any offensive sexual act performed by a male.

As in the film Cast Away featuring one tall Forrest Gump. Wilson is created when "Tom" cuts his hand and throws the Wilson volleyball.

Thus leaving a bloody hand print.

The same is performed by the female but instead using her menstrual cycle. Leaving the offender with a nice bloody hand print on their face and looking like Wilson.
"My bf spiderman'd me so i gave him the Wilson"

My Bf tried it on with me while i was on so gave him the Wilson
by OfficeFucktard May 08, 2013
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Wilsoned

We have wilsoned the other team now to start rebuilding.

The captain has wilsoned the other countries border.
by Julian Wilson February 04, 2013
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Wilson

A term usually to refer to one of homosexual orientation. This kind of person hides his homosexuality by pretending to like girls, and going out to parties occasionally. When drunk, this person comes out the closet more.
Did you see that drunk wilson trying to flirt with that guy?

OMG, he is such a wilson. I can tell just from looks.
by cashmoneyballa February 11, 2011
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