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whistle biscuit 

When a woman has a really loose butthole and engages in anal sex with a man but has a mild case of explosive diarrhea and poops on the guys penis making his penis golden brown like a biscuit, while it makes a whistling noise going in and out due to the looseness if her anal canal.
Friend: did she let you do anal?
Victim: yea but she whistle biscuited me and splattered my private area with poo, I'm going to warn people About her man..

whistle beef

To puke, vomit, throw up. Usually done when one sees something really disgusting or drinks too much.
The doctor had to extract a squirming bot fly larvae from under Hector's skin. In the middle of the procedure the doc turned away and had to whistle beef.

Jack drank a couple of six packs of swill beer Rainier Light and then went outside to whistle beef.
whistle beef by Kajoe January 28, 2009

Whistle dixie 

What you say to someone who's asked you to do something but there isn't a chance in hell you'll do it
Next time the lam line asks for some glass they can whistle dixie!
Whistle dixie by Soulcide November 20, 2022

Whistle Pig 

A huge slut of a girl that you can get to come over simply by whistling at her.
I cant believe Ben is actually going to sects up that slam donkey. All he did was look at her and that whistle pig was jumping into his PT Cruiser in no time.
Whistle Pig by mooseshadows March 5, 2015

Whistle Blower 

Someone who insists on smoking more out of an empty bowl/piece, thus creating a whistling sound when you try to inhale. For further, see 'Weed Jew'
-"Dawg, do you see a white woman?"
-"No, Jack is just a being a whistle blower."
Whistle Blower by Tony Reyes January 3, 2011

Whistle britches 

The sound corduroy pants make when they brush against each other as you walk. Can also be referring to the person wearing corduroys, usually an egghead.
You can hear that dork wearing the whistle britches from around the corner.
Hey whistle britches! Don't start a fire with those thighs!
Whistle britches by mmmmpooky October 18, 2008