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When a woman has a really loose butthole and engages in anal sex with a man but has a mild case of explosive diarrhea and poops on the guys penis making his penis golden brown like a biscuit, while it makes a whistling noise going in and out due to the looseness if her anal canal.
Friend: did she let you do anal?
Victim: yea but she whistle biscuited me and splattered my private area with poo, I'm going to warn people About her man..
by nuttinherbutter April 20, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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