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Wheaton College

Wheaton College is a quirky, close-knit college community that emphasizes people before ideas. South of Boston, Massachusetts, Wheaton is a 'home away from home' for many people. Professors and students actually know each other and work together.

Despite the tendency of many of its students to bitch about everything, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

Wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

Contrary to popular belief, Wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. It is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting.
I attended Wheaton College because I was inspired to do more with my life than just being well educated.
by alumnae/i July 16, 2008
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Ohh For Gods Sake Shuv Your Stupid Ideas Up Your Chocolate Wheeto!
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Wheaton

Probably one of the best suburbs of chicago ever. The people there are all super cool & is wayy better than Glen Ellyn. Home Of The Best Concert venue ever...The Wheaton Grand Theatre.
Hey wanna go DT wheaton tonight?
yea who's playin?
by sceneslut July 18, 2006
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Wheaton College

1. A $41,000 per year sleep away "highschool" consisting of wealthy and extremely spoiled collar-poppers who credit themselves with the "Wheaton College Honor Code" and being intelligent, when in actuality, students know little to nothing except the latest trends.

2. Wealthy finishing school retreat where drugs, i.e. coke, are more important than attending class and the cutting edge "pop" three collars.
Person A: I can't believe I have to ski down the slopes during Wheaton College's winter break with my regular I-pod while my friends ski down with their I-pod nanos

Person B: Word.
by Charlotte Oleksak December 10, 2005
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Wil Wheaton

A full beard grown by someone who is known to be a geek.
"Look at Jared sporting his Wil Wheaton."
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whetstone

part of the name of a saves the day song
Jessie & My Whetstone
by Rego September 27, 2004
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Wettos

1. a word used to describe a perfect shot in either basketball or beer pong.
2. a word used to describe anything that is amazing, out of this world or extraordinary.
3. Commonly used as a greeting such as whats up.
1. You better drink that cup because that was just wettos.
2. You have no clue how wettos i am
by Chris Tychostup December 14, 2008
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