Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy
by baller156383 March 2, 2011
Get the wankypanky mug.The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.
Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!
by Mooj the Taliban Man May 12, 2011
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Guy interrupts: Well shouldn't we go to a grinding class or something.
Girl: Wanky
Guy interrupts: Well shouldn't we go to a grinding class or something.
Girl: Wanky
by Gurrrrr November 3, 2013
Get the Wanky mug.(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!
Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Excuses Excuses...
Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Excuses Excuses...
by Paddy B May 14, 2008
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